Carry Yourself With The Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Feminist Unisex T-shirt
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Carry Yourself With The Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Feminist Unisex T-shirt (No Longer Available)

$40.00

Why shrink when you can expand?

This shirt is a satirical reminder to reclaim the space you’ve been told to surrender. It’s about the audacity of existing without apology—channeling a level of unearned confidence until your own earned power takes over.

Wear it as a social experiment. Wear it as armor.


The Craft
Every piece is designed and printed in Canada. We believe in slow fashion and local craft, turning high-quality heavyweight cotton into armor for your voice.


Color White
Size S

Shipping: Canada $10 flat, US $14.95. Taxes calculated at checkout. Ottawa locals: free pickup available.

The details

THE FIT: Classic & Relaxed
A heavyweight essential designed for everyone. It has that perfect “lived-in” vintage feel right out of the box.

  • Feel: Ultra-soft, garment-dyed fabric that gets better with every wash.
  • Structure: Relaxed through the body with no side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, sturdy drape.
  • Sizing: Standard Unisex sizing. Fits true to size for a relaxed look, or size up for an oversized streetwear vibe.

THE SPECS

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun Cotton (Heavyweight 6.1 oz, 30 singles).
  • Ethical Production: OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
  • Durability: Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
SizeWidth (in)Length (in)
S18.2526.6
M20.2528
L2229.4
XL2430.75
2XL2631.6
Shipping & returns

Orders ship from Ottawa, Canada. Please allow 1–3 business days for printing and packing; delivery takes 2–7 business days in Canada (5–10 in the USA). Free Canadian shipping on orders over $99. Not in love? Returns accepted within 14 days of delivery.

VOICE

Crafted to Empower Women