Carry Yourself With The Confidence of a Mediocre White Man T-shirt
Carry Yourself With The Confidence of a Mediocre White Man T-shirt
Why shrink when you can expand?
This shirt is a satirical reminder to reclaim the space you’ve been told to surrender. It’s about the audacity of existing without apology—channeling a level of unearned confidence until your own earned power takes over.
Wear it as a social experiment. Wear it as armor.
The Craft
Every piece is designed and printed in Canada by our founder. We believe in slow fashion and local craft, turning high-quality heavyweight cotton into armor for your voice.
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THE FIT: Classic & Relaxed
A heavyweight essential designed for everyone. It has that perfect "lived-in" vintage feel right out of the box.
- Feel: Ultra-soft, garment-dyed fabric that gets better with every wash.
- Structure: Relaxed through the body with no side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, sturdy drape.
- Sizing: Standard Unisex sizing. Fits true to size for a relaxed look, or size up for an oversized streetwear vibe.
THE SPECS
- Material: 100% Ring-spun Cotton (Heavyweight 6.1 oz, 30 singles).
- Ethical Production: OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
- Durability: Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.6 |
| M | 20.25 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29.4 |
| XL | 24 | 30.75 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31.6 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.5 |
| 4XL | 29.75 | 33.5 |
*Measurements taken with shirt laid flat.
VOICE
Crafted to Empower Women